Anybody watching ITV's Love Island. I'm Not. Well, not really, but I did happen to catch last night's show, due to the quite-effective teaser trailer which featured Paul Danan hurling expletives at Sophie Anderton. Might be fun I thought. Anyway, last night's show featured a 'special guest' who turned out to be none other than ex-boyband member Abs from Five. Now, I can't confess to being Five's biggest fan, but I clearly remember them being five white males with vaguely London-esque accents.
For anyone who missed the show last night, I have some shocking news:
ABS IS NOW BLACK!. Yep, like the geordie woman who woke up with a Jamacian accent, Abs now sounds 'blacker' than my dad (who is *actually* Guyanese ) and has all the gestures and 'shit' to match. I'm a bit jealous actually, having been accused of sounding 'white' on my podcast, it may be time to phone up Abs and get some much-needed elocution advice.
ya get me!?!
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